Sunday, May 29, 2005

WARNING!

the following Material may contain
sarcasm,satire,ranting,raving,puns,punditry
allegations,alliteration,irony,insanity
cussing,conundrums,heresy,hubris,
and scatological sesquipedalian screeds

your humble Narrator takes full Responsibility for his own
mad keyboard peckings...
but maintains plausible Deniability for any
Consequences derived from
partaking in the perusal of pontificating prose
pretending to be profound

ramifications could include, but are not limited to:
  • thinking
  • nasal ejection of liquid consumables
  • repeated consultation of Reference material
  • aneurysm
  • apoplectic rage
  • abdominal cramps
  • emotional,intellectual or spiritual Trauma
nuff said?

Excelsior!

21 Comments:

Blogger gonzo marx said...

Free Speech is the Rule folks...

commercial marketing spam is all i'll ever delete

thanks for stopping by, we aim to Amuse

Excelsior!

5:43 PM  
Blogger Dave Nalle said...

Very exciting. Good luck with it.

Dave

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Mark Schannon said...

Alright Gonzo. Welcome to the land of the laborious. May your blog shine and be lantern to all those even more confused and dismayed that you and I.

You need to put a thingamgig on here so people can cross link with you. I'll be putting your site on mine.

Mark

12:41 AM  
Blogger The American Warmonger said...

What's the whole EXELSIOR! thing about? I see it on every one of your comments? Is it from a movie? play? comic-book?

I'm not picking, I'm just curious.

3:31 AM  
Blogger gonzo marx said...

comic books is correct...

way back in the day, when Stan Lee was still Editor in Chief at Marvel Comics, there was a page devoted to what was going on at Marvel that month...in the center was a yellow box of text...

Stan's Soapbox

he would rant and rave about whatever he wanted to plug that week...and sometimes about things only tangentialy connected to comics...Life in Art...social Issues...commentary...

from Stan "the Man" Lee we get "nuff said?" and, of course....

Excelsior!

4:02 AM  
Blogger Al said...

Gonzo, you crazy bastard, glad to see you've got your own soapbox going here.

Give 'em (and that includes me) hell!

6:54 PM  
Blogger gonzo marx said...

thanx folks for stopping by, and for the kind Words and Thoughts..

hopefully i'll prove Worthy of them with some smiles and Thinking forced fed down the gaping maw of each readers mucus coated gullet...

but i digress...

Excelsior!

12:40 AM  
Blogger The Ugly American said...

about time you started a blog...Jersey puke!

7:44 AM  
Anonymous Tube said...

I applaud your stance on Free Speech and I don't even freakin know you. I don't know your background but as for me, I'm new to blogcritics and I appreciate free speech. Too bad I won't see any more posts from you, whether I agree or disagree.

10:22 PM  
Blogger gonzo marx said...

thanks for the kind words Tube...

Free Speech is the only way this Jester operates...

nuff said?

Excelsior!

1:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just what the world needs, a Hunter Thompson wannabe. In my day, the people that wanted to emulate Hunter Thompson were 23, not 43.

You're a bit late to the party, sparky.

12:17 PM  
Blogger gonzo marx said...

funny stuff..

you appear sadly mistaken as well as overtly hostile..cool by me

why mistaken?..i am no kind of "wanna be"..i am quite comfortable just being me

and "late to the party" ??..ummm again, nope...you remain mercifully free form the ravages of having a Clue

such as, how long do you think i have been doing what i do? if you think this pitiful excuse for a "blog" represents the entirety of my endeavors than you have proven not only short sighted but woefully ignorant..

but rant on...internalizing so much bitterness ain't good fer ya..

Excelsior!

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

want to talk about hostile? how about your crazed rants against corporate America?

I have no doubt that you've been populist soapboxing all your life. Just ask yourself how much you've been able to profit materially as a result of all that "endeavor." I'm sure the answer is zero. Now you know why you're a "have not."

1:09 PM  
Blogger gonzo marx said...

silly silly anonymous hater...

as i have stated previously...my concern is with ethical practices, not business itself

as for my endeavor, and the reasons i undertake such...it is for my own satisfaction only

my profession has nothing to do with writing...and i do quite decently, thanks for asking

so, what is it that you have against holding businesses Responsible for their actions as well as requiring them to adhere to ethical standards as well as the Laws of our Nation?

just curious..

Excelsior!

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone can make as much money as they like as long as they don't interfere with my life. It's their business and if they break laws that's their business, too. They know the risks and accept them.

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

first of all, Dave Nalle, your picture makes you look like a Muslim terrorist. You are downright Satanic looking in an Anton LaVey (sp?) sort of way.

Secondly, I am not impressed by gonzo marx's derivative name and ripping of other's catch phrases. "Gentle readers" indeed! There is nothing original about gonzo marx, right down to his standard leftist anti-corporate rambling better suited to a WTO protestor's rally and pseudo-Hunter Thompson schtick. I can almost smell the hash burning in the background..

And what's wrong, gonzo marx? Can't write more than one pithy rant in four months?

thus Endeth the Lesson

What a load of pretentious bullshit.

8:42 AM  
Blogger gonzo marx said...

i have never claimed to be a Writer...the exact opposite, in fact..so yes...a single rant here is all that i have managed

i do much more at BC, as you are well aware...

as for "derivitave"...fair enough..i have said repeatedly at BC that i enjoy being sub-referential, and on occasion folks "get it" and seem to have fun with finding the references

it bothers you?

too fucking bad....i don't do this for you...just for my own amusement

nuff said?

Excelsior!

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only are you not an original writer or character, but you're now a liar as well. I've read the love notes passed among you and others on blogcritics. You're rather transparent and easily read, like most leftist losers who measure their self worth and credibility via the estimation of others.

i do much more at BC, as you are well aware...

Of course you do, because you get the instant gratification you so desperately crave there that you don't here on your own blog.

If you were truly doing this for your own amusement, you'd tell most of those idiots to fuck themselves for not knowing anything truthful about politics or popular culture.

But since you don't, that makes you a major buttmunching fraud.

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

scatological sesquipedalian screeds

this is the best indictment against higher education I've read today.

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gonzo Marx figuratively fellates the same Eric Olsen that allows this kind of filth to be posted to his website:

Comment 471 posted by MRZ. PLEASURE A.K.A KRYSTA' on September 27, 2005 10:30 PM:
ALL YALL STUPID AZZ BICTHES DUMB DICK PUSSY LICKIN/SMELLIN HOES NEEDS TA SHUT THE FUCK UP WIT THAT BULLSHIT CAUSE ALL THAT SHIT IS FAKE CAUSE YALL BICTHES AIN'T HYP LIKE DHIS ONE CAUSE I'M THE BADES BICTH AROUND SO IF YALL BICTHES GOT A PROBLEM WIT IT JUST COME SEE ME AT 1916 MOKION ROAD DETRIOT,MICHIGAN SO YOU CAN COME GET YALL AZZEZ BEAT CAUSE PLEASURE FINE AZZ IS ALL MINE.

This is what's important to Gonzo Marx, to butt munch strangers to get on a website that posts this garbage by suburban white kids trying to talk like niggers.

And yes, there are black people and there are niggers. If you don't know the difference, you are too stupid to have a clue.

11:47 PM  
Blogger Pierre said...

trying to reach you Gonzo for some commentaries to be published in my newspaper.

contact me...info at pierrelittle dot com.

2:04 PM  

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